Tainted

When ones face is abused by another man's taint. Therefore he is tainted!

That guy over there was the first to pass out at the party , dude was tainted!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

e-taint

The place some piece of electronic communications resides between sending and receiving. Usually only noteworthy when the delay is pronounced.

Wilma: Why did not not answer my text? Dino was choking!
Fred: I never got a text from you.
Wilma: Bullshit, show me your phone!
Fred takes out phone and shows recent texts with none from from Wilma...
Wilma: My text must be stuck in the e-taint.

by jfburke619 September 12, 2018

taint tingle

when you feel arousal in your taint

Did you see Timmy's dank memes? They made my taint tingle.

by Swagmaster420PussyPounder October 7, 2016

Taint Bubstep

Derived from the word taint bubble, taint bubstep is the noise a fart makes as it moves along the taint and hits the ballsack.

"The excessive volume of your taint bubstep is makes me feel like bucking out"

by Jova nov February 14, 2012

Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

Man I gave my wife her first “Mississippi taint touch” and she loved it!!

by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023

taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013

The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.

Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!

by Dylan “who don’t care who I am June 14, 2018