wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

A wild Zephaniah

A wild Zephaniah is when you have sex with 30 men at the same time, and after you self relieve on a memory foam pillow.

Yeah I had a wild Zephaniah last night, it was pretty crazy. After I felt so uncomfortable that I had to talk to my priest

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Chimmy gone wild

When Jimin is a crazy thot and flirts with everyone.

Person 1: Damn, bro! What's Jimin doing????
Person 2: OoooOooOh Chimmy gone wild

by Emilyteeheee July 9, 2019

De Wild

De Wild is a German, French name and it mean very loyal. They never (usually) lie they are very calm but if you make them mad you will have a problem getting their trust back....

Mom. Hey where are you going

Girl1. Um nowhere that matters to you
De Wild person. Oh I'm going to a friends house I'll be back by seven!

by Snickerdoge July 25, 2019

Wild TripleTangent

Having sex with three different strangers in a 24 hour period.

No way Garvaundo had a Wild TripleTangent on Saturday. He can't pull one guy, nevermind three.

by venuswentaway March 19, 2023