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super noob

1. One that is pitiful at gaming, usually on a online community. Also called a n00b or a n00blet, but with less skill. Super noobs may also travel in packs, also called noob herds.

2. One that uses sniper rifles and other weapons that require very little skill. As a result of this they rack an impossible number of kills for a person that sucks at the game. They then brag about the amount of kills they have just aquired. Usally play on a online game.
Super Noob "u just got pwn3ed. u suk"
Gamer A " Only because you are a super noob"
Gamer B " Ya, super noob, learn how to use the battle rifle. You suck at this game."
by Zach Rice November 28, 2006
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super store

a low prcied grocery store(save on foods wannabe)often refferd to as "stupid store" completly full of wellfare recipients and poor single moms at almost any given time.Workers there are often tired and over worked.
person- so you work at supper store...?
super store employee- yeah for about 3 cents an hour.
by aloona December 3, 2006
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Super Soak That Bitch

Girl is giving u the best head u can get and u bust a big ass nut right in her throat on that little dagling thing in the back of her throat
My nigga what happen wit that girl u left wit da club with

She sucked my dick it was fucking the shit and i had no other option but to Super Soak That Bitch
by angelesmadera April 2, 2008
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Super Mario

When a female uses her own fingers, in her own ass, for the sole purpose of pulling them out and unsuspectingly swiping them across the upper lip of the guy (or girl) that she is hooking up with.
I was fucking this guy and he wouldn't stop squirming around, so I reached around and gave him a Super Mario.

I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.
by My real name is Al! July 29, 2010
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Super Tetelman Man

The most amazing super hero in the entire universe, way better than Superman, the flash, Batman, Catwoman, Daredevil, The Hulk, The Mask, Jaws, Big Bird, The Three Stooges, The Three Amigos, the Green Lantern, Noobman, Emeril and Dr. phil ... combined. Super Tetelman Man has ever super power that you could ever imagine, and if you were ever to imagine a new one he would then gain that power. He can fly, shoot lasers out of his eyes, breath ice, have atomic farts, play a percet game of bowling ten times in a row, summon captain planet (only to ridicule him about how he is a hippy that is gay with aquaman), breathe anywhere, not need to breath, turn invisible transform into a bucket of mud, water, or any other living or nonliving thing, make annoying dogs stop barking, and everything else, he can even summon the fishes as useless as that power is. The only thing stopping him from saving the world from itself, the sun, asteroids, comets, robots, disease, bad movies(like Superman Returns), global warming, and hat hair is his one weakness that being he is lazy beyond belief. This causes him to use his pwers but in the most lazy way ever. This could include telekenisis to get the remote control, mind control to get pizza, talking to fish to wipe his ass, time control to watch his favorite show and skip the crappy ones(without tivo whic is to expesive for someone to lazy to get a job). The only aspect of Super Tetelman Man that is not lazy is his side kick, Super Teteldog Dog who is not quite as super as Super Teteman Man.
If only Super Tetelman Man was not so lazy he could teleport here and save us from certain doom and destruction.

Super Tetelman Man is so cool I want to grow up just like him
by Angel the wonder dog July 14, 2006
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Super Asian

Someone who's Asian characteristics are overpowering. Such as almond eyes barely visible to the naked eye, is an active participant of the infamous "Asian Pose", and one who sports the optional accessory of the Razor Scooter. They may also be found in any front row seat of a biology class.
"Hey man, did u see that super asian?"
"Nah she sped by too quick on her Razor Scooter."
"She must be late to her Biology class, looks like she's not getting a front row seat."
by Ma hoe gan May 31, 2009
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Super Bowl

Something to watch so that you have something to talk about on Monday.
Joe: So uhh...what did you do yesterday?

Mike: Eh, just watched the Super Bowl.

Joe: Me too! Wasn't that one commercial sweet?
by banan14kab February 23, 2011
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