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Douchebag: WOOOW OMFG WOW OMG YOU SO WOULD DO THAT OMG WOW!!!!!!!
You: SUCK MY CHASTITY BELT!
by AzraN June 22, 2011
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Suck My Yellow

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1.
informal
To suck ones yellow.

Used majority of the time in a negative light in a similar way to "Suck my Dick".

For reference, "yellow" has nothing to do with a man's penis.

Some would describe it as a gender neutral equivalent to Suck my Dick but I personally would argue otherwise since it has nothing to do with any reproductive organs.
Anon: "hey man, I disagree with you on a subject matter"
Tob: "oh, that's okay"
Anon: "just kidding, haha"
Tob: "fuck you, suck my yellow"
Anon: "please Tobias, stop this"
by HeHasHair November 18, 2017
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suck me cock

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hey boii hows it goin

somebody suck me cock today my boii
by itsjapoii December 22, 2017
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Suck Equity

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When 2 or more people invest in a business venture of any kind, and one of the partners does not have enough equity to be an equal partner. The partner with less equity can gain equity by performing oral sex, until the other partner/partners are paid, in the agreed about of sucking. Hence Suck Equity
Trish and Dean bought a house together. Dean did not have enough money to be an equal partner in the house. Trish and Dean came to an agreement that Dean would perform oral sex on Trish daily for 18 months. After the agreement was fulfilled, Dean would then be an equal partner in the house. Suck Equity
by Kent Bigcannon February 27, 2018
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An extremely insulting method of dismissing a completed fucktard. It not only suggests the recipient of the insult might have sexual feelings for their parents but also suggests their parents are extremely unusual and of an ambiguous gender. This term can be altered to read, lick your fathers cunt: this means the exact same thing. Both of these terms imply gender confusion and an overarching sense of confusion in general. A further implication is that the recipient of this term engages in incest and they themselves are inbred and therefore intellectually deficient.
Go home and suck your mothers cock before you embarrass yourself.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
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