Dragon steamer

Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout

Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer

by Blueshowshit August 29, 2014

appalachian steamer

A shot of Jack Daniels dropped into a Budweiser.... A redneck Boilermaker

He gave me an Appalachian steamer last night, and I loved it!

by Rs696969 March 11, 2014

creepy steamer

The act of urinating down a female's back while showering for sexual pleasure. It is usually unnoticeable as long as the male waits for the hot water to start kicking in.

John: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.

by Jeremy Knightly May 1, 2014

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 13, 2015

Vanilla steamer

After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.

Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!

by piggytwochainsjohnson June 5, 2015

Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.

I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.

by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015

Sriracha Steamer

1. Having anal sex after one or both parties have digested a spicy meal.

2. Similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket but after a spicy meal.

After that dope stir fry I made, the sriracha was really going to make things hot after dinner. I knew that a sriracha steamer was in order.

spicybooty hotshit ragincajun backdoorbbq alabamahotpocket

by LtDingleDangle September 14, 2016