shirt

A shirt is a person who likes to wear shirts so much that they name themselves after shirts on everything. You know who is a shirt if you have never seen them without a shirt, they are probably a shirt. Be warned, if someone wears a plain shirt all the time they are the enemy, they are not a shirt.

Hey john, why are you always wearing a shirt?
Well thats because i am a shirt!

by a fucking shirt December 14, 2020

morning after shirt

A dude's button up shirt commonly put on by a girl when she wakes up the morning after

Damn she looks even hotter in the morning after shirt than she did last night.

by Baby Octane October 9, 2017

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making

She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her

by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018

Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.

Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."

by Cool4Katz June 4, 2024

shirt-pantsing

Doesn’t even need a definition tbh its common knowledge what this means 🤷 ♂️

Hey Connor! Are you shirt-pantsing?

Hells Yeah I am!

by idkbijmunmk June 22, 2022

Shirt

A piece of clothing used so you can strip it off

The shirt had a picture of a unicorn an was soon taken off.

by NightGamer;) October 26, 2020