pig roast

Find a porker in the club to take home then stuff an apple in her mouth and proceed to fuck her from behind while spinning her on your cock like you are roasting her.

Yo dawg I took this porker home from the club stuffed an apple in her mouth and pig roasted dat biatch.

by Grime Time April 25, 2008

Roast Beef

When a womens pussy is over-worked, has sex too much or pleasures herself all the time, causing her pussy lips to sag and look like roast beef. Kinda looks like beef u would get in a quiznos sub.

Damn, your moms pussy is so saggy, it looks like roast beef.

by Hardcore Fob February 15, 2007

roastbeef rosey

italian ho that got a beat up poontang

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Roast Donkey

A sexual exploit which is an hybrid of spit roasting and the donkey punch, or atomic donkey punch. At the point of climax the male at the mouth end of the male/female subject of the act withdraws, administers the blow the the back of the head/neck so that the subject passes out and the male at the rear finishes the job as with any usual donkey punch.

Guy 1: Quick, I'm going to splurge. Hurry up and boff her round the head so I can cook her a Roast Donkey.
Guy 2: Ok.
Guy 3/Woman 1: Huh?
Guy 2 swiftly beats Guy 3/Woman 1 over back of head/neck so as to knock them out.
Guy 1 shoots load.

by Chuckie Dizzle August 14, 2008

roasted cock hammer

a man who has sizable genitals who decides too make the mistake of lighting his pubic hair on fire.

tracy: did you hear?

shannon: hear what?

tracy: that tim did a roasted cock hammer!

shannon: oh snap did you get it on video?

tracy: hell ya!

by no one likes roasted nuts October 31, 2009

Rhode Island Roast

When you get a plate and place it on your partners chest. Take a dump, urinate and bleed on it.
Mix it up, to make it look like a roast.
Then feed them.

"My Girlfriend & I tried Rhode Island Roasting last night, it was wellllll nice!"

by captain testicular cancer August 18, 2009

Roast Beef Danglies

The pertruding smelly flaps of the females vagina

Julia: Get those roast beef danglies out of my face
Beth "the sailor": Shut the fuck up, give me a hot carol

by Cleary December 14, 2008