Dark Republican Party

Not to be confused with the "Communist Party of America" or the "Socialist Party of America".

The Dark Republican Party is filled with people who are usually very gothic in nature, and even worship the devil. Some have been known to have been possessed by spirits of vampires and monsters. It is said that some have even turned into seductive vampires and vampiresses. They are known to enjoy seeing others in pain.

The Dark Republican Party members are mostly found in the state of Utah.

It is said that Donald Trump was the closest to resemble the typical Dark Republican Party member. His resemblance to a typical Dark Republican party member is almost 5% of what a Dark Republican Party member would act and look like. This was the highest for any Republican President or VP, Dick Cheney was only 4% of how a Dark Republican Party member would act.

Person 1: Do you think we would ever see a Dark Republican Party member in the White House?

Person 2: No I do not think so, but we do have someone in the White House already that almost somewhat acts like one, and their name is Trump.

by MST3K I like November 25, 2020

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lazy republican

doing the horizontal mambo sideways

it’s doggystyle but like laying down.. you know, the lazy republican

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Blue Tarp Republicans

Republican party members in the Panhandle of Florida, Puerto Rico, Texas, etc. who are now homeless because of the lack of relief after hurricanes. This element of the party will likely grow significantly if global climate change continues to increase the number of high-intensity hurricanes and tornadoes, and as relief aid diminishes.

Blue Tarp Republicans are loyal to their party till the bitter end.

by mlhiss August 14, 2019

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