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Queef-skeet

A game similar to shooting skeet with a three step process: First insert your bubble wand into a bottle of mr. bubbles. Second place your bubble wand near a vagina. Wait for the queef...then once the queef is released and queef-bubbles float into the atmosphere, third you fire your Nerf gun popping all queef-bubbles.
The other day this girl and I played a little queef-skeet for hours. It took me all night to clean my Nerf guns after queef-skeeting all day.
by philly cheeeeese October 9, 2011
mugGet the Queef-skeetmug.

queef caddle

The act of a farmers cows grazing on the prairie with syptoms of farts forming from the vaginal area (see queef)
Farmer- " boy I rekon one day u will be able to have a queef caddle just like ur papa"
Boy- " yaa pops I want to follow in ur footsteps"
by the dusty foot philoSipher January 23, 2009
mugGet the queef caddlemug.

cocoa queef

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!
by jd January 3, 2005
mugGet the cocoa queefmug.

brain queef

We all know what a brain fart is, right?

Well, then just use your imagination!
Did you see that? She just had a brain queef!
by Klaatu_347 May 5, 2007
mugGet the brain queefmug.

reef queef

Some person who acts completely retarded. or a person who just got a new hair cut and looks rediculous. a complete and utter moron.
dude raymond is a total reef queef.
Adam looks like a reef queef with his hair cut!
by weathster April 21, 2006
mugGet the reef queefmug.

queef glove

when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.
My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets
by queef sucker November 19, 2006
mugGet the queef glovemug.

bloody queef chunk

A menstural blood clot usually dislodged by a large penis that is launched as a projectile by a vaginal fart of air usually forced inside by a large penis
I was walking by your mom's house yesterday, i saw her bending over gardening, she sneezed and launched bloody queef chunks all over my white tuxedo.
by Buchwheat Bones September 28, 2011
mugGet the bloody queef chunkmug.

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