Elmer’s Pubes

The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.

Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.

by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 8, 2019

Slick a pube

Trying to do something difficult. Attempting to overcome a challenge.

“How am I going to finish all my homework tonight, do my laundry AND go to rehearsal in this short amount of time?”

Friend: “I don’t know how to slick a pube. You’ll have to figure that out yourself”

by Expert bra fitter September 24, 2019

He’s on Pube

Refers to a when a player shoots and enemy out doesn’t complete the kill and calls out to his team mates “he’s on pube”

Boys he’s so low he’s on pube

by He’s on Pube March 1, 2020

devil's pubes

Chewing tobbaco

Jeff:Ew I just put some tobbaco into my mouth and now it tastes and smells like shit!
Chad:Stop chewing these devil's pubes you retard

by The_Exalted_One December 9, 2020

National pluck ur pubes day

National pluck ur pubes day August 6 is a day where everybody plucks their pubes and their friends pubes.

“Yo Jack have you plucked your pubes yet it’s National pluck ur pubes day. Wanna help me pluck mine?”

by Pube suckers 69 August 4, 2021

Age of puberty

The age you Start puberty

I'm at the age of puberty so that is why I am a Creep

by 459395 March 6, 2022

The Ole Pube Way

This long-standing Ole Miss tradition is used for one to individually pluck the pubic hairs of any ginger pledge that attends an Ole Miss fraternity. Once each fiber has been removed, it will then be portrayed on the lower half of the face/upper chest (whichever is more comfortable for you).

As the only ginger pledge, Charlie must perform The Ole Pube Way.

by Charlie'sangelpube March 8, 2022