car pork

A very annoying girl

Wow, that car pork is so annoying

by Wooooooooooooooooow ugh May 7, 2018

Pelvic Pork Pumpkin

A Penis, also known as a gourd, and yogurt hose. Used for pissin, and splugin'.

The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.

Peter used his pelvic pork pumpkin to pork his homie, chris.

by pixluxxmakesmusiciguess April 16, 2023

Pork Knorckle

A fat mans moose knuckle.

Look at that fatty’s pork knorckle!

by StarvinMarvin69 September 13, 2021

Pork nacho

Something you can't handle but someone else can

Jon: hey I made pork nachos
Matt:can I have some
Mike:you can't handle porknacho

by Dusty dagger prevention October 19, 2019

Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick

Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.

by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013

pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020

Pennsylvanian Pulled Pork Sandwich

When a man ejaculates into a woman's asshole and then proceeds to scoop the cum out with his bare hand (or hands) and eat it

We were having a great time until she asked me to preform a Pennsylvanian Pulled Pork Sandwich on her. I did it however it was not pleasant for me at all.

by OstrichFella September 4, 2025