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piss tool 

to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker

Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.

Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
piss tool by PWD June 11, 2006
Related Words

piss jitters 

"Do you ever shiver when you pee? Yeah, I get the piss jitters every time!!"

piss that off 

when u dnt liek something and u sorta liek chuck it away or just piss it off u no?

katie thinks its not even a phrase but it is shes just fat n cant play guitar hero for crap.
"oh this games crap, piss that off!"

piss and switch 

To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.
Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!

Piss Pubes

An over grown bush of pubic hair on the dick or pussy that has become a piss trap and smells like the strong odor of piss.
I was going down on this chick last night that had piss pubes, her bush was so hairy and full of piss i almost puked!
Piss Pubes by luscious1ali January 24, 2010

Piss-arse 

'Piss-arse' is a synonym (however, not exclusively a synonym) of 'diarrhea'. The literal meaning is 'an arse (or anus) that expels piss (urine) rather than faeces'. Breif etymology: It is believed the original usage was as an alternative word for dysentry and developed a secondary usage as either an insult or as baseless slander.
Statement: I've got piss-arse from eating raw chicken
Insult: You're a piss-ared mother shitter; I saw it you dirty scumbag!
Piss-arse by lipase December 23, 2013