phone slap

the act of opening your phone onto someones face.

*smack* wow! your gay, dont phone slap me!

"Dude what happened to your face?"
"Josh phone slapped me this morning"
by Kyle bitch!! November 13, 2007
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Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi
by mr smith March 13, 2005
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cell phone

Savior, Lord, God in heaven, Holy Spirit, the thing that saved me last weekend when i was too drunk to drive.
Thank fucking god i had my cell phone last saturday when my boyfriend fucked my best friend on our couch.
by Alli in wonderland October 13, 2007
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Holding the phone

Another way of describing masturbating, both female and male.
Billy whys your hand so wet? Ah was just holding the phone mate?

Yeah its a real tragedy, ever since she broke up she's just been holding hte phone
by Kutey March 21, 2010
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Banana Phone

When a male/female pretends that his/her phone is a banana and listens to it ring.
Shelly: " Hey Jackie , can I borrow your banana phone? "
Jackie: " Hail yeah , but I aint sure its got service. "
by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006
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Trap Phone

A phone that is cheap and doesn't work right.
Person 1: hey what kinda phone is THAT
Person 2: oh this is my trap phone
by TrapPhoneAFEll03 June 24, 2017
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Phone swirly

When someone flushes the toilet on you when your on the phone. This sometimes destroys the phone in which has been swirlied
As soon as i heard the toilet flush on the phone I knew I was getting a phone swirly.
by One FrY January 18, 2009
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