Pearl

She is one of the funniest people on planet Earth. Although she may be passive at times, she’ll stand up for herself when it comes to incredibly random topics she feels strongly about. Pearl has a heart of gold and is intelligent, though she doesn’t accept being called “the smart kid”. You can count on her to know the latest news, trending or not. Pearl will always stick by your side and make your day.

Precious pearl

by anonymous December 13, 2021

liquid pearls

Only the finest semen in the world. Only available from Tom M’s penis.

She tried to swallow everything, but I managed to leave my "signature finish" and place my liquid pearls around her neck.

by Tom January 26, 2005

Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.

That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!

by dirty raul September 3, 2014

pearl mains

These bitches want her cookies in real life, they want free diabetes

Person 1: I main pearl in brawl stars
Person 2: take a shower and go eat some cookie you no lifer

Hey were "pearl mains" We rarely go outside and have diabetes

by Slapfish1 June 6, 2024

Pearl Diver

The gay equivalent of a gold digger.

Gay 1: “Dude he’s such a pearl diver.”
Gay 2: “For sure, he’s only with him because he has a house in the Hamptons.”

by Rogersmithissexy August 27, 2025

Pearl

Pearl is innocent and most sweetest guy you'll ever come across. He is so adorable and will steal your heart just with a smile. He is strong like a lion even though he had passed so many hurricanes in his life. A gentleman who will always treat everyone with utmost respect.
Once you get a Pearl, never let him go.
He never whores-around, will always be loyal to one special person.

Do you know what heaven looks like?
Me: ya i have seen Pearl smile

by Pearbhi_positive_H November 24, 2021

Red Pearl

When a lesbian blasts her period blood onto her lover's tits

"Dang girl - not only did you red pearl my knockers, you got it on my Melissa Etheridge poster!"

by Maya Ballsich February 14, 2023