Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home

daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk

by urmotherisinmybed1234 June 21, 2022

national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star

hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.

by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo let’s get Patrick Shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Dickchewer69 December 16, 2019

saint patricks day

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.

"are you drunk?"
"yea, but its thanksgiving"
saint patricks day :)

by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born.

"Yooo let's get Patrick Shwavy'd lol it's lit"

by smoothmooves December 16, 2019

Patrick

Patrick is a tall guy with blue eyes. he is hot and funny. he is the best lover and kisser you will ever meet and he has a gigantic cock!! but will still treat you right.

Damn Patrick is so good in bed i just wanna have sex all the time with him

by Carlogi person!! March 9, 2022

Read Patrick

Player. A person who messes with women to move up the corporate ladder. He works in the meat department because he can't keep his own in his pants.

Girl 1: Did you Read Patrick in the meat department? He really is staring me up like I'm a piece of meat.

Girl 2, 3, 4, 5....honey, that's because you are meat to him. Look away. He is drooling over his own rotten sausage.

by Derra April 1, 2022