dingle parent

short for or slang for a dim witted single parent who otherwise thinks they are doing the work of two parents.

"It takes two of you to do what I, a dingle parent, do."

by Howard Cunningham August 1, 2012

Ninja Parenting

The art of laying an infant down to sleep and leaving the room without making a sound

Dad: Did you put the lil monster in bed?
Mom: Sure did, used my Ninja Parenting skills to get out of the room without waking him!

by Malent October 23, 2014

Watch Parent

A watch parent is like watch guard except they have kids. These are the over-protective parents who don't let their children say words like: 'fart', 'stupid', 'suck' and 'weird'

ugh, my mom is such a Watch Parent, for dessert she lets me have one organic gummy bear!

by mayokiwi November 15, 2014

Panda Parents

The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.

Dude his/her parents are total panda parents.

by slide street January 26, 2016

Sucker Parent

Parents that believe everything their child says or does, especially the younger one.

Dude, both of my parents are sucker parents, they believe everything my little sister does, if she's crying because she can't get her way, then when she gets her way, she quickly stops crying, that should tell you that she was just putting on a scene!

Your dad is such a sucker parent.

Mom! Only a sucker parent would believe that actually hurt him.

by DDeeDD April 11, 2016

accessory parents

Parents that have kids as an accessory to the outfit or the ensemble of their life style.

This beauty pageant is full of accessory parents

by novium January 11, 2017

whiner parent

A parent who complains about everything you do because it isn't what they would do.

"Oh my gosh my parents complain about everything I do. They're such whiner parents."

by Chinnzilla December 3, 2016