A bloke with a ruined gag reflex who hangs around toilets in Norfolk offering 'extras' to other blokes using the facilities.
So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.
So named as 1 arm is much larger than the other due to the amount of repeated 'stroking' of other mens cocks it performs, usually for £5 or less.
Gayboy 1 - "Hey Julian, please can you hold my Babycham, I'm off to the little boys room"
Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!"
Gayboy 1 - "I won't I promise, girl"
Normal bloke from the North - "You queers disgust me"
Gayboy 2 - "OK, but you'd better not have a go on the One Armed Bandit while you're in there!"
Gayboy 1 - "I won't I promise, girl"
Normal bloke from the North - "You queers disgust me"
by David Wild July 11, 2008
A very large penis. About equivilent in size to a baby's arm, the the head being the size and general color of a plum.
Mary: Did you see the size of that thing?
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
Jane: Oh my...It was...
Mary: As big as a baby's arm clutching a plum.
Jane: Yes, Yes it was.
by Jumpingrat November 05, 2006
The greatest.
Chael Sonnen is known for a dominant and undefeated career spanning over a decade without suffering a single defeat.
Chael Sonnen is known for a dominant and undefeated career spanning over a decade without suffering a single defeat.
by The reason waldo is hiding August 23, 2021
This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.
"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."
by Gilbert A February 13, 2006
by MrSmith July 11, 2006
When you get somebody's face or name tattooed on your arm.
Also can be known as "Literally give a leg for", which is the same thing only involves your leg.
Also can be known as "Literally give a leg for", which is the same thing only involves your leg.
Guy 1- "Dude. I would literally give an arm for that chick. "
Guy 2- "dude wtf so would i her face would look freaking hot on my face "
Guy 2- "dude wtf so would i her face would look freaking hot on my face "
by streetsmarts2001 October 22, 2010
I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!
by Buuung November 20, 2014