Flop

Stuart Far1ntosh

"Hey Stuart wanna hang?"
"Yeah sure I'll see you later"
*later*
"Hey buddy what time you stopping by?"
"Actually the way my bank account is set up.."
"You're such a flop"

by itsal3xb1tch May 19, 2018

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kiddo flop

A auto correct spelling error for "kidding" often made by a one Katelyn S.

I was just kiddo flop

by Duckpuckluck October 23, 2017

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Ghandi’s flip flop

a phrase to describe the driest thing you can think of , commonly used to describe one’s mouth after a lengthened period of dehydration

“mate i don’t know about you but my mouths drier than Ghandi’s flip flop”

by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021

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Peen Flop

When a girl completely gets rid of your hard-on in a matter of seconds

"Yo she had such bad breath bro I had a Peen Flop"

by Birthdayyy January 6, 2021

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fli-flops

The rigorous training process undertaken by show fleas before they venture out into the world and join the flea circus.

"Jeremiah, did you practice your fli-flops today? If you don't make it into the circus, we're sending you to college!"
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."

by turbopony December 14, 2013

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On flop

Being so sure you're correct that you're willing to bet being forever flaccid on it

"Wha' say you bruv, I heard you lipsed my gyal behind my back at the club last night"
"Nahhh I didn't man, on flop I could never do that to you"

"There's no way you sank a three pointer from the half-court line"
"Yeah man I do it all the time"
"On flop?"
"Yeah on flop"

by Pappuccino December 24, 2022

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