He is a CEO of a start up and he does everything... so is he a Chief executive officer ... no dude , he is Chief Everything Officer !
by QuirkyCEO October 17, 2017
I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008
'office space' syndrome is self-exonoration from social and/or work-related obligations arising from a increasingly disaffective attitude towards society, results from a change of plans after one wakes up, suddenly enlightened.
If you wake up one day and decide to quit your job and move to California to surf every day, you have 'office space' syndrome.
by Steven Kelly September 27, 2008
Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 07, 2010
Officer Safety (noun) – The ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card for law enforcement. It’s the excuse cops use to justify unnecessary aggression or excessive force, even when there’s no real threat. Picture this: you’re already handcuffed on the ground, barely moving, and they still got an arm around your throat, shouting “Officer safety!” as if you’re the dangerous one. It’s less about actual safety and more about flexing power, giving them a free pass for brutality, no matter how much control they already have.
Example 1:
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”
Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
“I was pinned down, cuffed, and they’re still yelling ‘officer safety’ while roughing me up like I’m some kind of threat.”
Example 2:
“I handed over my ID, rolled up my window to wait, and they told me to roll it back down for ‘officer safety.’ Like I’m gonna attack them from inside the car while they’re running my license. All they had to do was write the ticket.”
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 16, 2024
The loneliest person in the office besides the office thug/gangster. Both seem to want the hug that will never come from the other people at the office whose lives they fucked with.
The office snitch got everybody around him/her in trouble for a living and expected other people to be friendly and kind toward him/her.
by Solid Mantis September 28, 2019
Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?
Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024