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office-ese

pronounced like other foreign languages - chinese, japanese, office-ese. pronounced - office "ease".

description - the cliche, usually trendy language spoken by corporate office / executive types to make themselves seem more intelligent / important than they are, or so busy, or just cool / "in the know" amongst their corporate world colleagues, etc.
examples of cliche words / phrases- Having said that, if you will, essentially, so to speak, others - dude, I wish I could help you, but i'm totally slammed / swamped / jammed. "Thank you / Thanks so much", although never spoken in a way that feels really sincere at all.

I wish she would stop speaking office-ese, she's so annoying.

OMG I really wish Brad would chill (stop) with the office-ese. It's totally annoying.
by optical1 March 11, 2011
mugGet the office-esemug.

oval office

Obama had sex with bush and obama burned it on fire and bush and obama and bush died. Tragically died on their desk.
The Oval Office is the formal working space of the President of the United States. Part of the Executive Office of the President of the United States, it is located in the West Wing of the White House, in Washington, D.C.
by JadenTheMoose May 17, 2022
mugGet the oval officemug.

satellite office

Okay, talk to you later. I need to turn in some work at the satellite office.
by BeardedGhost September 28, 2022
mugGet the satellite officemug.

Experimental Officer

A person who specialises in sedating people with their words. They are also often referred to as, "the mayor of yawnsville". Yawn, Yawnsville.
My experimental officer just tried to be funny, but as a result made me fall asleep.
by Jack-Scratt December 20, 2019
mugGet the Experimental Officermug.

Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is
Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.
by Jake from the office September 10, 2016
mugGet the Jake from the officemug.

satellite office

A discreet way to refer to a trip to the commode.
Man, Taco Tuesday was rough this week. I'll see you later. I'm going to turn in some work at the satellite office.
by on September 16, 2022
mugGet the satellite officemug.

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