by Miss Maverick July 25, 2010
Get the Top Notchmug. When shelfing (or shelving- i.e inserting something in your rectum, usually ecstasy for increased absorption rate) the way that one knows they have done so correctly.
Go in with your finger and curl it back over- place it on the top shelf.
Go in with your finger and curl it back over- place it on the top shelf.
Dude: Here man shelf this.
Other Dude: ...... I've never done that before.......how do i, you know, know its in the right spot.
Dude: Up and over- top shelf. (Whilst doing up and over motion with index finger.)
Other Dude: ...... I've never done that before.......how do i, you know, know its in the right spot.
Dude: Up and over- top shelf. (Whilst doing up and over motion with index finger.)
by JC, quoting Jimmy The Greek June 12, 2009
Get the Top Shelfmug. Any basketball type shoe made high enough to protect the ankle, but usually nowadays refer to Chuck Taylors, by Converse.
Usually have no traction whatsoever.
Usually have no traction whatsoever.
Trendy Kid: "Hey look at my high tops!"
Me: "You got black ones... Jesus christ, man, get some other color."
Thug: "Yo, look at ma Reeboks!"
Me: "Sick, dawg."
Me: "You got black ones... Jesus christ, man, get some other color."
Thug: "Yo, look at ma Reeboks!"
Me: "Sick, dawg."
by Artifishalfish January 20, 2007
Get the High topsmug. Name for a person who always has to have the top story....you tell a story, and they have to top it with some barely believable nonsense that half the time doesn't even belong in the topic of conversation.
You: "Dude, the other night, I was bangin' this chick who was so fine for a second I thought it might have actually been {super-hot celebrity's name} !"
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
by introspectacle March 31, 2011
Get the Top Storymug. by trust me bro October 1, 2021
Get the Free Topmug. Used in Harry Potter fanfics/lemon/or sex stories when he's the 'top' or lead in the sex. Usually meant to mean willing to take charge.
Most commonly used with Bottom!Draco
Most commonly used with Bottom!Draco
by JJiimmmyy December 17, 2008
Get the Top!Harrymug. by htownbound November 7, 2013
Get the top shelvingmug.