Deuce

2 ounces of Codeine cough syrup

Deuce - “I just dropped 2 Deuces of Tec in the sprite”

by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023

deuce

A massive fucking shit and can also be used towards a person who is a dumb fuck and nobody likes them

Yo you no that kid who walks with his head forward all the time and he has no neck, Hes actually a deuce

by orphan kicker27 November 16, 2021

Deuce

Deuce is a bor that gets either very lucky or unlucky. Deuce is also lookin kinda cylo

that's kinda deuce getting so lucky and lucky at the same time

by cylorun September 28, 2022

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 12, 2023

Deuce

K2, synthetic marijuana.

Yo I just copped some deuce. Wanna smoke?

by Garrett Ost February 19, 2022