ninja minge

Inserting of objects into the vagina, with the intention of passing the item to another person without their knowledge of the fact that the item had been 'minged'.

I returned this pen to the store, after ninja minging it.
I ninja minged this pen.
This cup smells funny, did you ninja minge it?

by Skyfall June 29, 2006

meep ninja

a kind of elite ninja from the Clan of Meepers who protects everything considered Meep

Meeper:That meep ninja saved my Meep license!

Meep Ninja:All in a day's work!

by Meep Council Member III January 23, 2009

Ninja Monkeys

minions of evil usally working for little more than bananas

good samuri: i will defete you!!

bad samuri: we'll see if you can get past my NINJA MONKEYS!!!

by Matt-man September 17, 2004

Toxic Ninja

A drink that consists of grapejuice, rum, and sugar

"mmm this is deliciously squizito"
"what is it?"
"a toxic ninja"

by YoungYulia September 15, 2006

Ninja Slap

A game involving a group of people (usually over three). Everyone must get in a circle and on the count of three, must take a random pose. After that, going clockwise, one person at a time must try to slap another person's hand (any person). If the person hits another person's hand, the person who was hit must leave the circle. Whether successfully hitting or missing, one must stay in that pose. Only the person who's turn it is and the person who he/she has aimed for may move at a time. The person who is aimed for doesn't go next; the next person is always to the left of the person who just went. The game ends once only one person is left. This game is usually played to pass the time.

Today, in line for the concert, we played ninja slap while the others in line watched in disbelief with a confused look on their faces.

by KzN October 3, 2009

glowstick ninja

Noun (Derogatory) - A person who haphazardly whips double-glowsticks or glowropes around in a fashion vaguely resembling the use of nunchaku, with little to no regard of the people or property around them. Frequently responsible for causing minor bruising, spilled drinks or ashtrays, and generally ruining everyone's good time.

Dude, I was having an awesome time at the club last night, until this fucking glowstick ninja came out of nowhere and swung his stupid ass rope into my face!

by Mephestys July 5, 2010

salty ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her a salty ninja, but she hates it more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 17, 2008