pepper nap

When your significant other makes jalapeño poppers and then jerks you off in your sleep without washing hands first.

My girlfriend gave me a pepper nap and I woke up thinking I realm needed to get tested.

by Lizborden October 23, 2015

sap nap

Why do you put a space between your fucking idiot

It’s sapnap not sap nap bozo

by Hottie7402 October 2, 2021

Crack nap

When you think you overdosed on crack but you wake up and realize you were really just asleep.

“I can’t today because I’m going straight home to take a crack nap”

by Cracknaps4ever May 20, 2019

Fag nap

When someone takes a nap but there name has to be angel Rivas

Angel went to take a fag nap

by Fag nap November 7, 2020

cowboy nap

Where a cowboy lays down on his back, puts his hat over his face and whatever happens, happens.

How about we have a cowboy nap, just us eight?

by cowboynapbandit October 29, 2017

Snappy nap

A quick midday nap to recharge your battery. It is not long, but just enough to get you through the day.

Hey Carl, I’m going to take a snappy nap, do not call and bother me for the next 30 minutes.

by Amanda‘s dad March 5, 2025

Nap jerk

When your head drops suddenly from dozing off

I had a mean nap jerk during math class

by Nutzy28282 September 3, 2022