Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 8, 2019

Mouse-ke-tool

TikTok slang for weapon/gun.

“This could be a set up” “ Its cool, just in case they try anything funny I got the mouse-ke-tool”

by FancyAF98765 December 23, 2022

Mouse Punch

Smacking someone in the face with your erect penis

I mouse punched my girlfriend
Hey do you want a mouse punch
Can I give you a mouse punch

by Pervington August 31, 2022

Mouse back

A frozen mouse in a glass of milk, drank on the side with scotch and tomato juice, jeffery dahmer’s specialty cocktail.

Darwin was sick from the mouse back, but he knew he had to finish it, for it was dahmer’s favorite, for the homies he said. And then passed away.

by Ebutta December 2, 2022

mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.

Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!

by Bauxb October 31, 2017

walking the mouse

When a woman wears a loose fitting shirt without a bra.

It's so obvious that Sarah is walking the mouse.

by DirkDiglett January 31, 2015

Mouse

the animal i just crushed the fucking skull of lmao im not ok

ew a mouse

by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023