Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.

I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!

by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

fein mile

taking a blinker and running for as long as possible

i’m so winded after my fein mile

by amandaahrens February 03, 2024

fein mile

The act of consuming large quantities of marijuana then embarking on a run (at-least one mile)

Levi ripped the bong, put on his shoes, and got his stop clock ready to set a new personal best for his fein mile

by White_lightning69 February 01, 2024

Fein mile

The act of taking a blinker then running for as long as u can.

“ I just took a fein mile and my lungs are killing me “

by Rumpus b February 12, 2024

Fein Mile

When you hit a blinker on a dab pen and run as far as you can without stopping.

Person 1: “Bro i just hit a blinker”
Person 2: “you should try to run a fein mile”
Person 1: “ight bet,” *runs for 20 seconds*

by BruteJeans January 09, 2024

Miles-on

1. A cling-on who is even more of a loser.
2. A gay man
3. To get a hard-on in which your Johnson shrinks
4. The man which gives you definition 3

Chris: bro he is such a miles-on
Nathan: Ikr
Devin: I bet he’s also gay
Chris: 3, 2, 1, and it just shrunk

by John Johnson the third February 09, 2025

Mile High Club Host

1) Highest level of the Mile High Club that one can achieve. To have sex with the pilot in an aircraft at least 1 mile high above the ground. The pilot having sex becomes a Mile High Club Host, and the other individual becomes a Mile High Club VIP (Very Important Passenger).
2) If a Pilot and Co-Pilot have sex, they both become Mile High Club Hosts. If a passenger has sex with a flight attendant, they both become Mile High Club VIPs.

Spencer: Hey George! I heard you took Kacy up for a flight for your date. Did you join the Mile High Club?

George: Yep in fact I’m now a Mile High Club Host and she’s a Mile High Club VIP😏

by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot69 July 26, 2024