Matthew is a alien species born in the in noddle flavour packets once ingested it will then come out or anus at full force it will then steal ur Xbox and proceed to masturbate to ur little sister.
It will then kill ur cat and eat it.
It will then commite suicide by suffucating on a hard cock coverd in noddles.
It will then kill ur cat and eat it.
It will then commite suicide by suffucating on a hard cock coverd in noddles.
by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. 
by MysticStriker April 29, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew, the gayest, worst name in the Bible. Usually, people who posses the name Matthew are unfunny, homosexual, unlikeable person. There Grammer is bad, and their humor is even worst. There personality is shit and they cannot keep a serious conversation with someone.
This nigga Matthew a faggot .
by Mstthew May 1, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is husband material he just needs to find the right person and when he does nothing will stop them. He is kind, loving, smart, funny (but not always funnier than his soulmate) cute and mysterious. If you love a Matthew please don’t let him go, he is sensitive although will never show. He is also hurt easily so be kind. We need more Matthews in this world
by 3sass3xo July 13, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. 
by Omegaalollus February 15, 2020
Get the Matthew Millermug.