Matt Stonie

Absolutely demolish something infront of you, derives from the ancient quote "One which does not Matt Stonie'th cannot be a Matt Stonie'ee

"Go on, cheeky Matt Stonie".

by bakerboyo April 20, 2021

Matt Caplan

Current star of Broadway's RENT. Gives dance lessons on Maranda's grave. Also known as Jewish McJew.

I just got a dance lesson from Matt Caplan on Maranda's grave.

Matt Caplan touched Maranda's cheekbones and then cried.

by Erikitten April 26, 2006

MATT

Matt stands for Man Attracted To Teenagers

That man was looking at my friend and I swear he was such a MATT

by Dr. Poop June 19, 2017

Matt

A dick who keeps your bagel and gives it to a man on the streets, who claims that he is poor and shits on the table when he is at your house smoking and taking crack.

Matt: remember that guy who shit on the table

Me: that was you

Matt: oh yeah

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 2, 2019

matt stone

One of the creators of my favorite shows ever...south park! :D He does the voice of Kenny, Kyle, Butters, and many others. He's also pretty cute, I've never seen anyone pull off the Jew Fro look quite like him.

matt stone and trey parker are the geniuses behind south park

by 19145 January 2, 2010

Matt

Calls Dogs Leng has a weird dog fetish

Shags Cats
Does Incest

OH wow look at that man hes shagging a dog! it must be a matt

by I'm a fat February 26, 2020

monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004