The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.
by Waggawoop March 8, 2024
Get the Martins Mommug. this guy thinks he is so slick when he is cheating in poker, but actually everybody knows but cant say anything because they dont exist because he doesnt have friends
by Xerox2810 December 3, 2018
Get the Ole martinmug. by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022
Get the Martin momentmug. Martin is a cute guy. He love fanfics and nerdy nerd stuff. He can talk a lot about The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. His hair is light brown and his eyes are green like the inside of a cucumber.
You can have a lots of fun with a Martin.
You can have a lots of fun with a Martin.
by sir poofy July 11, 2022
Get the Martinmug. Someone who does not wipe their hiney, mains caustic and cleared out the dance floor of Pub because something crawled up in his banana cutter and died.
by Jj2096 November 24, 2021
Get the Tyler Martinmug.
Get the Martin (drink)mug. When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.
by R6PTOR April 26, 2025
Get the The martinmug.