Super Mario Odyssey 2 

A Game that may never happen. All thanks to Super Mario Bros. Wonder and Elephant Mario.

So I was hyping myself up for Super Mario Odyssey 2, only for Super Mario Bros. Wonder to be announced?! This is Bullshit! I'm never buying anything from Nintendo again! - Bitter Mario Fan

Super Mario Odyssey 2 by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

SUPER MARIO GOT MILK

An old SML video that MarioLogan made on June 13th, 2023. It was a video where Logan Thirtyacre and Lance Thirtyacre was playing Super Mario Bros and couldn't get to the second level, they eventually get bored and then Mario comes out of the tv and drinks milk from their refrigerator!

Chilly: Do you remember SUPER MARIO GOT MILK?
Logan: The video I made in December 2007?

SUPER MARIO GOT MILK by MarioLogan June 29, 2023

Super Mario World

Super Mario World is an amazing girl, she is nice but when you mess with her or her friends she can be sassy. She is very smart and will always prove a point. Super Mario World will do anything she puts her mind to and will always succeed, when someone tells her she can't she does. Super Mario World can always keep a secret no matter what. Her smile can make anyones day be amazing. She cares about all her friends and always make sure they are happy. Super Mario World is a beautiful and charming girl, who cares alot about her friends and family.

So... I may have fallen for this girl.. Her name is Super Mario World.

What's she like?

She's amazing. She already stole my heart. I love her with everything I have.

You better hold on to her, man. She sounds like a keeper.

Super Mario World by Booplesnooty September 17, 2023

Super Mario 

better than sonic

sonic: i can run so fast
super mario: fuck off cunt

Super Mario by smegolas November 2, 2023

Super Mario 65 

cancelled mario game

i had a classmate that actually legitimately expected super mario 65 to come out. he ate glue.

Super Mario 65 by Quandale Dingles friend March 18, 2024

Elephant Mario 

When Nintendo starts running out of ideas for Mario games.

It started out with a plumber trying to save a princess
NOW IT'S A FUCKING ELEPHANT-

"Goofy ahh Elephant Mario"

Elephant Mario by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Super Mario Bro’ed 

Getting Super Mario Bro’ed is where during intercourse, the male participant lies flat holding his penis up. The female participant then jumps up in the air and lands directly on his penis. *this act can be extremely dangerous* It’s called “Getting Super Mario Bro’ed” because to kill a Goomba, Mario must jump and land on said Goomba. Some also might say a Goomba slightly resembles the tip of a penis.

Bro she Super Mario Bro’ed me last night! I didn’t know she was freaky like that

I have an ungodly amount of hospital bills because me and my girl Super Mario Bro’ed and it went wrong

Super Mario Bro’ed by Steve_Harvey83 May 5, 2024