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liberal

Not the same as leftist, but very similar to conservatism
Person 1: Are you a liberal
Person 2: No, I’m a leftist
Person 1: What even is the difference
Person 2: Liberals are like conservatives just not as in your face about hating people, leftists actually want good
Person 1: Oh
by Threatening Gay Person March 7, 2023
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liberal

Commonly regarded as a catch-all term for "person I do not like."
Person A: <controversial opinion>
Person B: Liberal!

Person C: I'm a liberal.
Person D: Why? Why would you be such a thing?
by xdman444 August 21, 2021
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Female's liberator

An instigator who likes to divide the two sexes on bullshit they've pushed as stuff that matters in life. Female's liberators don't even want females being happy (even if it's without a man), they're too busy preaching about every little thing that they claim caused their own unhappiness, and are desperate to claim to be a female's savior and heroine.
The female's liberator dedicated her pain filled life to trying to cause much commotion and division between the two sexes, to the point that every male and female would argue more than their mothers and fathers over things that mattered even less, and every day would be a battle of the sexes, her dream come true even if nobody else would get to live theirs (despite all her preaching about other people being self-serving).
by Solid Mantis August 22, 2019
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Draconian Liberalism

Liberalism but with harsh draconian style laws (I.e more death penalty, slower death, harsh punishments)
The Draconian Liberalism Party is ruthlessly punishing its people with equal crimes of what they did!
by EnSvenskKanzlrr March 28, 2024
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Car liberated

A person who lives happily and easily without a single occupancy vehicle. They engage in multi-modal transportation which includes: walking, biking, public transportation (bus and train), on-demand micro-transit, ride share, car share, car rental, air plane, and riding with friends.
I sold my car ten years ago and have been living happily, car liberated for the last decade!
by Shared Mobility Coop January 14, 2020
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Liberal

Liberalism is a mental disorder that makes people think that everyone who doesn’t agree with them is a racist, sexist, homophobic bigot. They often get degrees in Gender Studies and then later on they blame everyone other than themselves for not being able to pay off their student loan debt.
“Hi, I’m a liberal and you are racist and sexist and there are totally 234 different genders. I should know because I majored in gender studies.”
by Captain Shitnipps July 3, 2022
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Performative Liberalism

When someone tries so hard to look liberal that it starts feeling like a performance art piece. Usually involves flexing their “wokeness” at every opportunity, treating social justice like a competition, and making sure everyone knows they’re the most progressive person in the room.

They’ll post endless photos with marginalized groups (but only for the optics), brag about their “diverse friend group,” and side-eye anyone who doesn’t speak in the latest approved vocabulary. It’s less about genuine empathy and more about getting liberal points.
Did you see Amy call me a radical republican? All I said was I don’t want to call Emily a cat. She even posted about it in her story. She is definition performative liberalism!
by Mish.bel October 22, 2025
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