The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth
by zidredz October 20, 2010
Get the why'd you leave the keys apon the tablemug. Man your such a Keyes.
by Kegis October 17, 2017
Get the Keyesmug. The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)
by Michael VanAmburgh and Bobby Rogers November 4, 2006
Get the The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"mug. by BrowniePoints4me March 15, 2017
Get the keyesmug. The Cap'n from the hit Xbox and PC game who ends up getting his head ripped of by Master Chief a.k.a. John, all that is left of the Spartan Project, When the Captain suddenly becomes an evil parasitic lifeform known as the flood.
by David Lewis December 29, 2003
Get the Captain Keyesmug. A bigot filled with hate, hypocrisy, and moral perversion. Also, he was a Republican candiate in the 2004 Illinois senate race. His opponent, Barack Obama defeated the low-life by a landslide. He is a religious fascist. His extremism preached intolerance, hate, and idiocy. His daughter, Maya Keyes, came out as a lesbian shortly after he lost the election. Alan Keyes then disowned his daughter and refused to pay for her schooling. However, justice prevailed as a good school gave her free tuition. Alan Keyes stated Christ would not vote for a Democrat and the all homosexuals are selfish hedonists.
by DOS Emulation April 4, 2005
Get the Alan Keyesmug. by X lover August 16, 2019
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