Joyce

Verb: To carry out a task with hilarious and/or disastrous results.

Timmy pulled a Joyce when he went to his exams without any pens, then finding out he had no exams to begin with.

Michael Joyced up when he relieved his bowels in the department store display toilets, only then to make it worse by telling the manager that he had broken said toilet as it would no longer flush.

by SneakyHorse January 23, 2012

joystick

the one object both you and your girlfriend could have bonding time with. the joystick is like a game

using your joystick to pleasure your girlfriend

by jonny mijuh January 7, 2007

joysus rarust

it came from me and dooge a long long time ago, it means jesus christ

Matt: man what the hell?
Dooge: man joysus rarust just shutss aopsss

by matty November 7, 2004

joygastic

arousing feelings of unadultered joy; see joygasm

Uncle Ben's Rice Bowls are simply joygastic.

by RCW May 5, 2005

Joycing it

Manning up and telling the truth - immediately upon learning you are wrong. Like Jim Joyce did when he called a safe when the base runner was actually out, extinguishing Armando Gallaraga's perfect game for the Detroit Lions. As soon as he learned he was wrong, he said so and apologized.

We won't soon see Tony Hayward, or any CEO "Joycing it" and telling us the truth as soon as he learns it.

by Blondetwit June 4, 2010

Jim Joyced

Jim Joyced - The act of being completely jobbed, fucked over, robbed, or cheated; especially used when referring to bad calls by officials in sports.

Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.

1) "You mean to tell me that the umpire called the runner safe on the last out in the ninth inning in a perfect game where he was clearly out by several feet?" Said, Jimmy

"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said, Bud Selig

2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."

Jim Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."

by DIRTY GR33K June 3, 2010

joystick

a modification of the shocker with the thumb used as a clitoral stimulator. Named so because it resembles how you hold your hand when playing video games, and because of the pleasure a woman will get from it.

When I gave the joystick to this girl I knew, she came like she was a volcano!

by jab131 September 24, 2005