jerseylicious

a show where Olivia and Tracy hate each other and fight all the time.
contains a lot of zebra and cheetah prints and lots of dumb people who are really stupid.

Briella and Olivia are having one of their dumb moments on jerseylicious and that's why its my favorite show.

by supercutekid November 19, 2011

new jersey

the scum of America

He is from new jersey so he makes everyone else look bad

by guyjohn March 26, 2009

jerkslap

the act of slapping a jerk or an asshole; to slap someone you don't like, usually a jerk

Max thought that girl was a rude whore, so he jerkslapped her calling her a useless jerk face.

by Sektatasek April 20, 2009

Jersey meatstick

Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.

Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.

by Yum-yum hole November 27, 2010

Jersey Stoplight

Anything thats not actually a stop light that can stop your car. For example another car, a wall, a person etc.

Colin: Yo man i was almost a Jersey Stoplight.

Christian: Good god man you need to watch out when you cross the road.

by Gandalf the Giant March 1, 2011

Jerkshift

A terrible time of day to be scheduled for work, probably due to your boss being a jerk.

E: So what time do you work?
G: I work 6AM to 10AM. What a jerkshift!

by theetrain May 6, 2011

Jersey Lifter

A homosexual

My God! Neil Anderson is such a jersey lifter!!

by shirtman1 August 5, 2011