Greek

Greeks border on obsessive behavior in many aspects and also claim to invent everything when they are really simple people who believe in stupid shit like spraying windex on cuts. Arguing and discussing things logically with greeks is near impossible because they will just make up things.

I had a Greek girlfriend once... I couldnt put up with her unrelenting mouth and bullshit so I hit it and quit it.

Man that Greek claimed that Greeks invented a time machine already.

by andro333 August 22, 2007

greek sunglasses

...when a man sets his nuts over his partners eyes when getting a blow job or having his salad tossed

I gave that chick a sweet pair of greek sunglasses for tossin' my salad!

by Freak22 July 31, 2006

Greg

One who drunkenly panics and starts freaking out over mundane events. The act of freaking out may or may not include drunkenly shouting, crying, and generally being a jerk to everyone in an exaggerated emotional woe-is-me way.

Dude, everything was fine and then he totally Gregged out out of nowhere.

That guy is such a Greg..

Don't start Gregging out on me now.

by potatomato July 23, 2014

greeking

Blowing a fat load in some bitches eyes, gluing her eyelids shut.

"Man, I just greeked that bitch," or "I'm thinking about greeking her tonight."

by Long Island June 11, 2006

Greekemalan

A wannabe Jersey Shore jackass. Often buys Ed Hardy from Costco in an attempt to hide his poverty. Likes to hang around Southside to hit on the fat Armenian girls as they walk to ULC. If given the chance, will lie about having a Mercedes to get play with said fat bitches.

Jessica: I met this guy last night at a club and slept with him
Marie: Oh, ya?! Was it good?
Jessica: No, he had a small dick and issues with premature ejaculation.

Marie: really?
Jessica: Ya, he was Greekemalan
Marie: Figures...

by Nigerian Nate December 8, 2010

Greg

Greg is the best dude around

Sexiest man alive
Smart

Good at instruments(saxophone)
All the girls like him

Wow I wish I were greg

by Official definition February 17, 2017

greg

A real man he loves hard count that money a do what he got to do for him and his family he loves spending money on his wife when he's mad he is mad he don't like his wife doing stuff he don't approve Greg is the right one for you get a Greg

P.s I love you girl (Greg)

by Bryant Johnson June 18, 2018