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Garden Bone

When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
by Ramonial crumb January 6, 2022
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sin-gaged

An engaged couple who is shacking-up.
Bob and Jenny are getting married next year, and they just moved in together. They're sin-gaged.
by beatrixx January 11, 2011
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good thing she had her mouth gard in or she would have lost all her teeth
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guerilla gardening

The act of illegally planting on empty lots to grow food for the community. This may be done publically as an act of defiance or in secret as a silent movement.
"Woah look an empty lot, we should totally do drugs there!"
"Naw, man we gonna do some guerilla gardening up in here!"
by theotherguyy November 17, 2014
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guerilla gardening

When government owned land is forcefully taken by a the people and turned into a community garden in which members of the community claim small plots and bust their asses to cultivate land for public benefit. This results in more community involvement and creates a sense of empowerment among the community members.
Jamal: "Hey, wanna screw the government? "
Da'Quan: "Yeah! Let's start a guerilla gardening movement."
by FoodAndSoc November 17, 2014
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boner garden

a place where boners grow
lol i used to have a small dinger but i sent it to the boner garden now im at like 4.5 inches
by big but toucher December 11, 2016
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