just plain fucked

prarherererer!

... or in other words the state of being screweddddd!!!!!!1!!1!!1one!

elohel lawl

maggie: yer just plain fucked
ramsey: oh.

by mrs. magoo August 20, 2006

Fucked a monkey

1. a) To do something inadvertently that causes catastrophic events. b) To unknowingly create an epidemic.

Guy 1: "Dude some girl puked in the fryer at my Mcjob today"

Guy 2: "Damn she really fucked a monkey"

Guy 1: "No kidding, no one got fries for the rest of the day"

by xzekiel June 7, 2009

bus fucked

when you see tons of busses going the opposite way you're going and you end up waiting forever for a bus.

however, the ending "fucked" is also interchangeable with random words like:
LEAF fucked, WIND fucked, STREET fucked, etc.

basically it's when you get fucked over. not FUCK FUCK, but fucked over.

"we just got bus fucked!"
"SHIT! the wind is so strong. we just got wind fucked!"

by eatchuurbum April 16, 2009

Ear Fucked

When someone is talking rubbish to you...

I often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…I will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was Ear Fucking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”

Ear Fucked

by Rude Rory July 26, 2010

gb fucked

When you pack someone a gravity bong and it is a huge bowl pack so the person who took the hit is high as shit. Chris invented this shit.

Yo Travis when you left me that gb and i took it you gb fucked me!

You gb fucked the shit out of her last night!

by o Jesus o June 7, 2011

Picture Fucked

When someone took a stolen photograph and you look like hell.

*While on karaoke house...*

Cat: (taking photo while Dog is singing) *Smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Dog: (stopped singing) Whoa! Can I see the photo?
Cat: Sure thing. :D
Dog: Aw! I look like shit in here. Your camera angle's so bad. I'd been PICTURE FUCKED.

by Zschtyllfsylph™ March 18, 2014

absolutely fucked

When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.

A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.

"The project's due tomorrow?! Man I am absolutely fucked!"

by A Saturated Meatball November 20, 2016