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Connelly-Ed

Getting a 5-Minute Major in Hockey for Head Contact, to sell the gold medal game.
Bro Connelly-ed the game.
by TeamCanadaFan October 20, 2025
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sex ed

I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020
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Ed Chime Box

A zestful character full of charisma. His love for Mary is evident in the way he approaches life and other individuals. "Ed Chime Box" is a romantic figure in life and serves as a person who one may look up to.

Other variations may be added but this is the original!

The words are said individually and slower with POWER and AGGRESSION.

The "Ed Alphabet".
by The Alphabet February 13, 2024
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Chab Ed

Ye Ed when ye proper wiffed an tha
Arhh lad am proper changed out of me chab Ed yenoo
by Bambamki August 3, 2022
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ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown, and the state puts them on psych hold for a while.
bro 1 says:

"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last february.."

bro 2 says:

"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the Ed Ward. The meltdown is all over social media."
by coldmeltdown March 5, 2025
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Ed Coan

To some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. To others, still the GOAT. All intelligent powerlifters know his name. He is very kind, humble even in his massive strength, and generous. He is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. He has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.
Powerlifter 1: Hey, I was at Boss of Bosses last weekend and I met Ed Coan!

Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!
by SlimShady344 December 15, 2017
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scott-ed

To receive a serious injury after acting silly or doing something experimental with a firearm.
Did you hear what happened to Matt? He almost scott-ed himself by shooting a shotgun with a barrel shorter than the shell used in the gun!
by Get scott-ed May 30, 2023
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