slam dump

when you have to take a dump really bad and you get to the toilet and you start to shit before you even sit down, but you still make it

Mike: OH SHIT! i think im running to a SLAM DUMP

by shailah December 13, 2008

Cum dump

Your typical school whore, loves to eat cum and have it deposited in their pussy.

Guy 1: holy shit Becky is a cum dump, she’s such a whore for cum.

Guy 2: no cap, she fucked like the whole football team.

by Collinu19 October 22, 2019

Death dump

The worst way to die. Shitting out so much death takes you.
Discovered in the 1700s by a Frenchman.

Poor Johnny took a death dump yesterday, rest his soul.

by Dumpos November 16, 2004

donald dump

The act of ending a relationship by smearing feces across a bald man's head as to mimic a comb-over hair style whilst informing him, "YOU'RE FIRED!"

Last night i got donald dumped

by #ej #johnson #bitchz August 12, 2015

phantom dump

When you take a shit in a toilet and leave without flushing leaving it for the next person who eneters the bathroom often performed in hotels,friends,restaurants,hospitals and gas stations. More than one person can perform a phantom dump in the same toilet.

We all took a phantom dump in the bathroom at Shell.

by RustyDildo August 8, 2008

Bunk Dumping

When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.

Brennan accussed Dale of bunk dumping.

by pubesforpetrolem June 17, 2010

re-dump

An act by which one person, not for the first time, attempts to get rid of (dump) another person. Such an act is performed by one of two people who are in some kind of a relationship, be it a simple friendship or otherwise, to, yet again, try to rid herself/himself of the other person.

The running fanatic re-dumped his faithful, devoted, loving friend because he thought it would simplify his life, all the while knowing he would un-dump her (again) seven days hence.

by V.35 July 5, 2006