when you have to take a dump really bad and you get to the toilet and you start to shit before you even sit down, but you still make it
by shailah February 20, 2007
Guy 1: holy shit Becky is a cum dump, she’s such a whore for cum.
Guy 2: no cap, she fucked like the whole football team.
Guy 2: no cap, she fucked like the whole football team.
by Collinu19 October 22, 2019
by Dumpos November 17, 2004
The act of ending a relationship by smearing feces across a bald man's head as to mimic a comb-over hair style whilst informing him, "YOU'RE FIRED!"
by #ej #johnson #bitchz July 20, 2015
When you take a shit in a toilet and leave without flushing leaving it for the next person who eneters the bathroom often performed in hotels,friends,restaurants,hospitals and gas stations. More than one person can perform a phantom dump in the same toilet.
by RustyDildo July 16, 2008
When the guy on the top bunk is too lazy to go take a shit and just tosses it on the guy in the bottom bed.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
Most people don't like taking a poop when it isn't in their own bowl. When they therefore spend a prolonged time away from home, they are likely to refrain from dropping a grumpy until they return home. The drive home therefore becomes more and more excruciating as their body realizes the inevitable glorious release of the little black seal into the porcelain sea... This causes confusion, hysteria and social awkwardness when confronted with unnecessary chit-chat.
Gary: Why'd you take so long to answer your phone!?
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!
by HowCanWeBeLovers March 15, 2011