deuce

To give a person a ride to a predetermined destination.

Jen: ahh ok i gotta decide what type of zombie i will be
Steve: What options you thinkin about?

Jen: hmm.. prostitute zombie?
Steve: ...I think that is a splendid idea. Do you need a ride there? I'd be happy to deuce you.

by streetshark86 October 30, 2011

Deuce

V. To deuce or be deuced

Used to informally reject someone's statement as untrue, stupid or absurd & thus prescribing two hits on the shoulder and a slap on the back of the head.

Bryan: Top 3 Ballers all time: Magic, Byrd and Ewing

Slick: that's a deuce!(enforces)
Slick: you didn't say MJ.

J: yo American idol was live last night.

Rick: Deuce.

by SanDirt September 25, 2013

Deucemospherescientist

A scholar of deucemospheres. A deucemospherescientist is an expert in deucemospheres and has published many peer reviewed scholarly articles on the subject.

Guy 1: He has a PHD in deucemospherescience! Hes a deucemospherescientist!

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

deucebag

A person with all the attributes to be a douchebag but is actually cool and is ironically termed a deucebag.

I thought that dude was a real prick but turns out he's cool as sh!t. He is Sir. Mr. Doctor. President Dictator Deucebag Esquire.

by John Wayne II April 10, 2015

Drude

When you go to a fast food "restaurant" (particularly Sub-way or Chipotle, generally restaurants that make your food in front of you) and decide to order and and the worker refuses to make any type of eye contact while making your lunch. Furthermore, he refuses to initiate any small talk and answers your own small talk with a mumbled "yes" resulting in an extremely awkward situation where both of you are simply staring off into randomness while your sandwich is in the toaster. Both of you start dreading the awkwardness and begin wishing for the timer to quickly turn on while sweating nervously. Afterwards, he rings you up still refusing to make any eye contact and mumbles the cost of your order just enough for you to understand the first number. You ask again for the cost and he STILL mumbles it where you can't hear him and you decide to just hand him a 20.

I just had a drude experience at the Sub-Way earlier, worst 5 minutes of my damn life.

by briannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn January 26, 2018

Dolce Deuce

A shit that is so unique that it is said to have a designer quality. Generally brought on from food poisoning especially by the high meat and low roughage content of Colombian ethic food.

Friend 1: You okay man? You were in there a long time.

Friend 2: Sorry about that, I was dropping a Dolce Deuce.

by PRPaycheck October 15, 2009

The Deuces

A standard case of diarrhea; an uncomfortable and uncontrollable need to defecate; a stomach ailment treatable with Pepto-Bismol

I cannot wait to go to India this year, but I expect to catch The Deuces; Do not sample Joe's BBQ patties, lest you suffer The Deuces; I thought I'd be in and out, but I got slowed by The Deuces

by digital jamando April 7, 2015