Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.

by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009

deuce can

someone who thinks there a pimp but really they couldent get a alien to date them

bob: dude that guy thinks hes a pimp

Drew: nahh man hes a totall deuce can

by 438083905823- June 24, 2010

deuce egg

A turd.

“Where’s the outhouse because I gotta go lay a deuce egg?”

by FreshWords July 23, 2025

deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.

Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.

by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014

Deuce

Deuce is the social planner. There is never a dull moment around Deuce. He’s never met an enemy. He loves movies about gangsters amd drug dealers.

Hey Deuce… what are we doing tonight?

by Quag November 24, 2021

Deuce

1. A piece of shit.

2. A person-shaped piece of shit.

1. Hold on, I’ve got to drop a deuce.
2. Here comes Smitty.. what a fucking deuce!

by squiggular March 5, 2025

Deuce

K2, synthetic marijuana.

Yo I just copped some deuce. Wanna smoke?

by Garrett Ost February 19, 2022