Dad Guy

When the main dad of the movie is the bad guy all along.

“I was watching Home alone, and at some point you have to believe that his dad is a Dad Guy”

by SacredGhost October 22, 2017

Chad-dad

When your step-dads a cop

When I got pulled over by the police I really hoped it was my Chad-dad.

by Chad dad August 25, 2022

Where is dad

A common question and the answer to it is getting milk.

Mum Where is dad?
Out getting milk honey *sobs*

by Godlydadfinder December 20, 2020

Dad-Hard

When you pride yourself on having too many IPA's on a certain night.

Oof, he went Dad-Hard last night, had one too many IPA's.

by LatentDenis November 18, 2022

Decoration Dad

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023

bug dad

A bug who has a spawn

I know he has a kid but he is one fine bug dad

by Jgravel February 26, 2018