Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
Caitlin: "No he's not."
Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"
by Cimex September 7, 2009
Get the Crotch Button mug.The untamed, ungroomed, and out of control pubic hair of any male specimen, usually resulting in the disgusting growth of pubic hair forming onto the interior of the high thigh.
by Ket125 August 4, 2009
Get the War Crotch mug.by Steve-O & Jessii August 22, 2008
Get the Crotch Props mug.When a vagina or penis has a rotten or foul smell, and also leaks a black cottage cheese like substance.
Yo this bitch gave me crotch rot! Now I have to go and have my penis drained 3x a day and I already lost my balls.
My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.
My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.
by pussycat93 December 26, 2016
Get the crotch rot mug.Any external disease or filth on the genetallia. Usually attributed with promiscuous sex or terrible personal hygiene.
"His crotch grime had developed into a nasty case of herpes."
"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."
by Jam29 October 27, 2007
Get the crotch grime mug.To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.
Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."
by Crusher33 March 7, 2010
Get the crotch mittens mug.A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007
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