crotch rot

When a vagina or penis has a rotten or foul smell, and also leaks a black cottage cheese like substance.
Yo this bitch gave me crotch rot! Now I have to go and have my penis drained 3x a day and I already lost my balls.

My ex boyfriend gave me crotch rot and now my puss smells like a rotting corpse that has been in a sewer for 2 years.
by pussycat93 December 27, 2016
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Crotch Props

Giving props to one's crotchel region

Hey, i love your snatch. Much Crotch Props!
by Steve-O & Jessii July 26, 2008
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Crotch crocheting

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.
by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019
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mud crotch

a female crotch infected with diseased dirt injected by another human being
Man that girl has mud crotch...stank that noise.
by Pmilli902 May 30, 2009
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fudgy crotch

Dropping any sort of fudge on your crotch. Even works if you have any brown substance brutally smudged across the front area of your pants
Damn dude, you dropped your phudgebar on your crotch!

Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!
by Beanerino April 27, 2004
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Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl May 10, 2007
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crotch-squatch

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.
omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.
by sirspanks-n-wanks September 24, 2009
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