Cop schmopped

When the boys lie, LIE out their butts to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....

When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , ...during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his six of his beloved kittens.....................(audience shook /shocked)
—Billy No kill no kittens.
(Even more shock)
- Tommy HERE ,-> a victim of cop schmopping.

And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.....

you know Billy loved those kittens G..... he sure as fuck wouldn’t help you search for 6 hours for nothing.. not even if he was the killer.. stupidmothrrfycker
Sisco: “ yo, wat happened in there?... you crack?...”
Kimmy: “shut the fack up sis’s!! Boys tol me wat you did with my GRandMAaaa, My AunTieee and my cousin Stacy, OKAYyyyyyy”
Sisco: “ You shoulda known I’d never touch your cousin Stacy, she’s fucking Down syndrome, you stupid clitch!You Got Cop Schmopped Ho, you got to go..” ( shoots Kimmy)
Sisco: “ you made me do this.....” ( walks away slowly)
by Mrs. Nesbit March 06, 2022
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Meme Cop

Some pathetic person who feels like its their duty to tell you your meme is old.

Also Meme Nazi
Yeah, this was funny 8 years ago.

Ok, meme cop
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to cop

to score , to take drugs.
I want to cop. I want to score some meth.
by [.] July 20, 2017
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copped the wave

Copping the wave means you have found an event or gathering for you and your homies to go to usually involving drugs/alcohol to get "wavy" hence copping the wave
Yo bruh I copped the wave for tonight Lamar is having a party it's going to get lit
by TrappingIsAHobby November 20, 2015
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Cop the cow

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"
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Cop a feel

When you were young and would sit in a place, like a movie theatre, or your 1998 Toyota Corolla, and put your hand inside her shirt to feel her beestings!
"Dude did you cop a feel when you guys sat in your car last night?"

Yes!! Bro's, I got to first base and felt her nice bee stings.
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
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All cops are bastard

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.
by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018
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