Get Chested

When your significant other is trying to say "get dressed" but is staring at your chest...

Please get chested, love

by The crafty cutie March 21, 2019

pigeon chest slammer

when you have your boyfriend bent over in front of you take a run up and dive pigeon chest first into their asshole and start chirping like a pigeon while flapping your arms

Dean: I heard Ryan pulled a pigeon chest slammer on his boyfriend last night...
Jake: I actually heard the same thing, from Blake?
Blake: Yeah, I told Jake because Ryan was actually cheating on him!
Max: Yeah that's kinda sus g.
Jaxson: What?? Ryan has a boyfriend?!?!
Dean: Yeah, it's because he has never had a girlfriend.

by kakedongban January 5, 2021

Wet That Chest

The act of orgasming on another's chest after receiving oral sex. Coined by rabid Rizzo.

1) Rizzo was so infatuated with Norman Reedus that she wanted to wet that chest.

2) "Damn girl, that nigga looks fine! I'd love to wet that chest!"

by Risk bandit August 1, 2014

Your uncle Chester is a molester

This is the worst roast known to mankind. If someone pulls this out on you, your a dead mfer.

Kuntu - your mom gay
Master - your dad lesbian

Kuntu - your granny tranny
Master - your gramps is a tramps
Kuntu - your sister a mister
Master - your brother a mother

Kuntu- you don’t know what you just did massa I have the power of god and anime on my side. YOUR UNCLE CHESTER IS A MOLESTER!!!!!!
Master *sheds tears and pulls out the whip

by MajinRobloxxxxLord123 June 5, 2018

Chester

A town in New Hampshire that's full of cows and farmland and practically no people. Nothing ever happens there.

"You know, if the town of Chester was ever abducted by aliens, no one would ever notice."
"You're right!"

by Elizabeth--- January 11, 2009

Chesticles

1. Slang term for a woman's breasts.

2. A term used for the boobs of a man who wears very tight shirts.

1. -Francine has very nice Chesticles, I would like to play with them.
-As would I son, as would I.

2. -Kyle is such a bag of douche.
-I know.. he just walks around with his extra small abercrombie tee, flaunting those chesticles of his all the time, what a fag.

by Jake Smeltzer November 29, 2007

Chestipple

When a woman's chest sticks out excessively and her boobs start lower on her chest, making cleavage nonexistent.
-When wearing low cut shirts, cleavage is extremely hard to see
-the nipple is almost attached to the chest, thus the name.

Did you see Jourdan's chestipples today?

by Old Mr. Chessey December 29, 2010