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mafia cancer

When a new, unsubstantiated claim of diagnosed metastases are offered when a made man is brought to trial
Jared Kushner referred to his Mafia cancer in his 2023 criminal trial
by anonymous August 6, 2022
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Cancer

JAKE PAUL'S YOUTUBE!!!
I got cancer from jake paul's youtube
by Omgallthenamestaken June 2, 2018
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Cancer

Cancer, Tasteless Incest:

"Old man, sick in the head/
Daughter's children on his bed/
Twisted ways, rules his life/
Forging deceit, bred to lie. . .

From the decades, he has lived/
He's never stopped, where it begins/
Rapes his family, when they/
Are young, hoping they would/
Carry on. . .
by Deathrasher December 8, 2017
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Cancer

When something is really irritating and you're too cool to use the word irritating
Dude, that little kid that was crying on the line was fucking cancer.
by Imblackinside July 6, 2017
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cancer

Man this song is cancer
by Young addict May 24, 2018
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Cancer

Cancer slush drink
by prosvsjoesamronstbrown August 16, 2025
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jock-cancer

Refers to when a person becomes obsessed or/and overwhelmed by a sport they have joined to the point where they have no free time or/and they lose interest in their friends or other hobbies.

Not to be confused with dedication to the sport or an over-zealous sports fan.
Anton: So can you go to the movies this weekend?

Jessica: No, I can't. I've got soccer pracitce.

Anton: That sucks. How about next week?

Jessica: No, I have practice then too. A big game is coming up and I can't afford not to go.

Anton: Geez, you haven't been out in forever. Talk about a heavy case of jock-cancer.
by bigblueboyscout March 17, 2010
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