A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.
“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”
by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023
Get the Hessticular Cancermug. Person 1: bro that bird looks pretty dumb
Person 2: *retard laughing*
Person 1: compared to that bird, your a piece of Cancerous Bread
Person 2: *retard laughing*
Person 1: compared to that bird, your a piece of Cancerous Bread
by deensterbro July 7, 2021
Get the cancerous breadmug. Person 1: Cure cancer or wenegade raider
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
Fortnite kid: wenegade raider
Person 1: imagine being a Fortnite kid.
by Soviet 7k on October 12, 2023
Get the Cure cancer or wenegade raidermug. Girls who use TikTok so much with their tounge and all out. Pretty much, they're Furries, but worse.
Ron: Yo, have you seen my sister in these days?
Jake: Oh, your Cancer?
Ron: Cancer? Wa- wait what?
Jake: Yeah. Cancer. She closed herself in the basement.
Phone: *SisGamer_69x posted another video. Check it out!*
Ron: Come with me.
Jake: With a Shotgun or what?
Ron: Nerf Guns.
Jake: Oh, your Cancer?
Ron: Cancer? Wa- wait what?
Jake: Yeah. Cancer. She closed herself in the basement.
Phone: *SisGamer_69x posted another video. Check it out!*
Ron: Come with me.
Jake: With a Shotgun or what?
Ron: Nerf Guns.
by Jakeix April 1, 2019
Get the Cancermug. 
Another word for geomatry.
by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhr March 6, 2024
Get the cancermug.