Yo dude my car won't pass smog test! what I do?? I know I look for Californialicense plate with next year tag!!
3 out 4 amigos drive in LA without insurance, we don't need no stinking insurance we don't need to show our license we are mexican jaybanos u no mountian police....
Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing uprepeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.