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California Girl 

Name of a coffee drink that is made with dark on the bottom and blonde on the top.
To barista: I'd like a tall California Girl. How do I prepare that coffee drink? You put dark on the bottom and blonde on top.

California Bunburner 

When your grandma wraps a yamaka around her dick and shoves it up my ass.
Dude, your grandma gave me a california bunburner last night.

California license plate

what U get from DMV once U pay: money, get smog check, insurance, + kiss caleefornia govenator ass tax!!!
Yo dude my car won't pass smog test! what I do?? I know I look for California license plate with next year tag!!

3 out 4 amigos drive in LA without insurance, we don't need no stinking insurance we don't need to show our license we are mexican jaybanos u no mountian police....

California Screendoor 

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!
California Screendoor by Sukikeri August 28, 2010

California Cloudy

The high you get from the California forests. It's how Californians stay above the clouds. They're too high to let the clouds keep them down.

california spinach

We gunna be hittin up that california spinach real hard this weekend.