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The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Dick that smells like butthole even though you haven't fucked anyone
Dan - Hey Gary smell this
Gary - What's that funky sweet smelling cheese?
Dan - It's from my butthole dick
by SweetButtholeSniffer February 14, 2026
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When someone forces another to be anally penetrated without consent.
"Man I can't get over how bad I got butthole raped"
by Wise Guy Opinions March 26, 2026
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Someone who's only half an asshole and half smart fat guy and gym rat. Since they are half gym rat and smart fat guy, they eat high protein and lift weights and do machines and run on the treadmill at the gym. But sometimes lay around on the couch to play videogames or lay in bed with the cellphone. Many of them have ADHD, which have forgetfulness, lack of focus because it seems super boring and ADHD, and hyperfocus on things they like. They do good art. The half asshole part is that they can only diet in short bursts, then go back to gaining double the weight they lost. Adderall helps them calculate calories better to remember, but they still eat cheese, pizza, chicken wings, and burgers, and pumpkin pie, and Pepsi either diet or regular. They eat their fruits and vegetables, but also chocolate and chips and oreo. They often reach for light beer. They dream of looking lean even if it's just to eat huge as fuck again. BAM15 can help with fat burning.
Butthole surfers. They drink water because it's healthy. They love cheese the most. They drink water to help with muscle gains. They diet in short bursts and diet a little longer with Adderall, but they don't diet forever. Food is good, but short term dieting is a necessary evil to maintain health. Butthole surfers just can't diet long term. Lean Chonky, but still chonky. It's a dad bod. Muscles and a little to medium belly is what peak performance looks like, otherwise known as lean chonky. Butthole Surfers. 🕳🏄 ♀️🏄 ♂️🌊💪🥧🍔🍫💊💎🍃🍕🧀🍗🧅🌶🌽🥤🍰🍟🥞🥯🥑🧅🍋🍊🍌🧀🌭🌮🥪🌯🍕🫑🌶🥭🍇🍑🍒🍓🫐🥚🫜🍄 🟫🫘🍫🥜🥐🥖🥨
by HawaiianPunch1 April 5, 2026
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When you have been drinking and eating greasy foods all day out in public and your OCD about using your own bathroom. You just feel it bubbling playing peek a boo with your ass hole.
Dude these bathrooms at NASCAR are disgusting what do I do I got that bubbling butthole.
by hgo9889 September 21, 2014
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Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.
Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.
by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015
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A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else
i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night
by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016
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