Brandon Boznick

a rich kid who want everyone to know he exists

Brandon Boznick is a peice of shit

by sdhjkvv October 18, 2016

David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground

Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon

by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018

brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!

by baby_joker September 26, 2017

Brandon Routh

Talented.
Brilliant.
Incredible.
Amazing.
Gorgeous.
Beautiful.
Show-stopping.
Spectacular.
Never the same.
Totally unique.

The handsome actor known for playing Clark Kent/Superman in "Superman Returns" and "Crisis On Infinite Earths", Ray Palmer/The Atom on "Arrow" and "DC's Legends Of Tomorrow", and Todd Ingram/Evil Ex #3 in "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World". He is phenomenally sexy!!!

Brandon Routh is so kind and talented; a real-life superhero.

by BluntSassyandHonest October 4, 2020

brandon oropeza

buff AF man is ripped, also hella skinny, usually slim thick type build. usually has the “man face” skin on roblox.

“is that…brandon oropeza? he’s shredded! nice cock bro!

by eggmastered May 2, 2022

Brandon Bartling

Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.

"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"

by brandonmichael April 18, 2013

Brandon Melton

Brandon Melton is dark character. He could be a wise, ancient philosopher, but he was reborn in the modern era with a chip on his shoulder. Brandon Melton has something to prove. He desires world domination because he knows that he knows best. He prefers to speak in colorful, poetic verse. He is a man who is always burning with quiet ambition, and his derrière is sometimes called the ninth wonders of the world.

I could have sworn Brandon Melton was the leader of a cult. . .

by PenisDiderot January 5, 2021